May 2013
my step brother insists on playing his new guitar at 8am on my only day of sleeping in
he ignores my texts to stop
his father tells me deal with it
i think you are all forgetting about the fucking sub woofer in my room
revenge will be loud and to the tune of taylor swift
DEAL WITH THAT
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crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
one thing that I do not understand
why does everyone think that harry styles is so incredibly attractive? WAKE UP TO YOURSELVES HE IS LIKE THE LEAST GOOD LOOKING ONE IN THE GROUP
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
I can’t get over this song
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
jewassicpark:
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
this is my side blog guyz
saltwolff.tumblr.com
it’s for when I’m feeling particularly indie ya know
vevovevo:
kinda bummed ill never be 420 years old
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
